I've just discovered a whole new world of amusement - deliberately not watching the England game on television but reading the live feeds from the BBC, Independent, etc..
Here's one a minute ago -
73 mins: A Uruguayan sticks the ball out of play, and the Spanish-speaking referee gives them the throw-in.
how lovely to see such utterly unprejudiced commentary.
Must get back to see - sorry, read - whether I've missed anything ...