Monday, July 11, 2016

Breaking news ...

... Boris Island will be led by the Head of Customer Services at Marks & Spencer.

This follows the decision to stand down by the captain of Guildford Ladies Golf Club.

(Last week's Guardian article which compared the leadership race to searching through the dirty laundry bin for the least soiled item got it absolutely right.)

Dismal stuff.


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