By way of an apology for offloading my bile upon my one and a half readers, here's a quip from the wonderful Steve Wright - just the tonic for Monday evening blues ...*
"If sometimes you can't hear me it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses."
Surely that's got to be a great title for a book?
*I can't believe it but I actually wrote 'Martin' in a first posting - a comedian (if we can use such a term)I can't stand. You can see I'm not in my right mind ...