Limbering up for the next Great British Bake Off ordeal.

E. & I are allowed to watch under sufferance (too many heckles & sarcastic comments last week, apparently). Thus, we will have a clipboard to pass between us on which to scribble a running commentary.

Let you know if it works.

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Advance publicity suggests that this week's theme is biscuits. Within how many seconds will "oh crumbs" or "that's how the cookie crumbles" or "well that takes the biscuit" be said by either Mel or Sue? Bookies are offering low odds on within the first 30 seconds.

(Note, in passing, how their ITV vehicle has been dropped after low ratings ... Baffling ...).