So utterly disenchanted with the rugby I decided to make my own ringtone. After an hour of trying I finally succeeded - the iPhone won't allow the kind of simple file transfer via Bluetooth I used to do with an old Nokia.

Then the irony hits me - all that rhetoric of being 'in touch', the world at your fingertips, seamless connectivity ... until, that is, you try to get one device to interface with another (even an iPad with an iPhone).

Not to mention 'lending' someone music you've purchased from the iTunes Store. (Why I remain staunchly in favour of CDs - something tangible to pass from
hand to hand).