Apparently discussions are under way for the successor to Humphrey Lyttelton as chair for 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. I'm divided on this one: call it a day or - maybe in the spirit of the man himself - keep going regardless?

Rumour has it Jarvis Cocker is tipped as a 'wild card' nomination. Now that would be inspired - especially if he really didn't have a clue as to what was going on.

(If he can be tempted back from Paris, that is).

Belgianwaffle's rank outsider: Mark E. Smith.